My faulty lateral thinking dismissed my wife’s suggestion to cover the bird with foil. That was one tough turkey.
A man was held in a high security prison and was closely watched. His wife sent him a letter, "Should I plant potatoes in the garden now?' He replied: “Do not plant anything in the garden. That is where I hid the guns.” A little later he received a another letter saying, Many policemen came and dug up the whole garden but did not find anything." He answered, “Now is the time to plant the tomatoes.”
